Monday, February 27, 2012

Mitchell (1975) – MST3K Review


Summary:
Mitchell (Joe Don Baker) is a cop who does what it takes to get the bad guys. This involves talking to J. Arthur Cummings (Martin Balsam) and Walter Deaney (John Saxon). It also involves sleeping with a hooker named Greta (Linda Evans). But mostly it involves him sitting in a car smoking, and being generally unpleasant.

First he’s out to nail Deaney for the murder of an unarmed robber. The only problem is that the FBI is working on a case involving Deaney and Mitchell might screw it up. Then he’s after Cummings for stealing heroin during a hijacking in Mexico. Cummings denies any involvement and even has his butler/body guard Benton (Merlin Olsen) kick Mitchell’s ass to get the point across. But nothing doing! Mitchell is going to take down the bad guys, have a theme song that repeats his name about a hundred times and get the crap beat out of him in multiple scenes before the movie is over, or his name isn’t Mitchell. Mitchell!

Movie Review:
So the 1970s were filled with hard nosed, tough talking cops who didn’t play by the rules but got results. You know, like Dirty Harry. Well, here we have Mitchell who takes the stereotype to extremes. He’s extremely tough talking, extremely grumpy, extremely into sleeping with prostitutes and yet he has a strong sense of what is right. Yes, it’s wrong that Deaney gets away with murder, but its OK for Mitchell to shoot a suspect in the leg as he’s trying to escape.

It’s easy to see what the movie is going for, but between the edited version we see here and the extreme unpleasantness of Baker’s take on the character – who the hell is this supposed to appeal to? When we first see Mitchell he’s asleep in the back of a cop car, as if he was just picked up for something. Instead he’s being driven to the murder scene. So the beat cops were his personal drivers? Later when we see Mitchell at the police station, everyone is grumpy with him and he’s grumpy right back. Even the villains notice this. Cummings says, “Not many people like you. Why is that?” Um, maybe because he’s an ass?

Then there’s the whole crux of the movie which entails Mitchell sitting around, talking with the villains, talking with the cops, sleeping with Greta and moping around the house. Finally the action kicks in with the last 15 or so minutes of the film, with Mitchell taking down drug dealers, flying around in a helicopter and ending in a battle royale with Benton. There is a really odd car chase thrown in around the mid point of the movie, and its not filmed badly (there were also a couple other fight scenes in the film that are not in this edit). But this is still one slow flick.

Baker’s acting is hard to judge. He’s really good at being unlikable, so I think he’s doing a good job. But his tough, no nonsense persona lacks any kind of appeal that I know the actor is capable of. Its too easy to blame Baker, but the real blame should fall on the script and the director. Balsam and Saxon are well versed with this kind of thing and do the villainous act pretty well. Saxon’s Deaney is a slick bastard whose sadistic streak is evident from the beginning. Cummings is your typical craggy gangster type. He’s been around long enough to know when things are going sour, but you get the sense that he’s a survivor. His plan to use Mitchell to destroy his competition is pretty clever. Olson isn’t bad as the brutish thug, not many lines really. Evans looks pretty enough to be a high-class prostitute. But her true test is the oh-so-disturbing love scene she shares with Mitchell – shudder.

This is one of those movies where the real ‘70s nature of it is both a help and a hindrance. For some dated clothing, dialogue and oh so Rockford Files style music, you can’t go wrong. But it’s got that dreary brown feel to it. The lead character is a jerk we are supposed to understand and identify with. And nearly all the characters are annoying or idiotic in some way. For me, this could have been a typical low budget cop film with a heavy ‘70s vibe. But the character of Mitchell turns it into something truly worthy of the MST3K treatment.

Episode Review:  
For MST3K fans, this is a huge episode, because it represents the transition from one host to another. Series creator Joel Hodgson was leaving the show, and head writer Mike Nelson was taking over as host. For some viewers this was the beginning of the end, and many see this as Joel’s last hurrah. But there are some of us who love both hosts, and see this as a new direction for the show. What is more important is that this episode falls in the middle of one of the best seasons of the series, and represents one of the pinnacles of the writing team. For the riffing, this is a classic episode.

Some have said that during season five, Joel was already looking to leave the show, and so Mike was handed the reigns for the writing almost exclusively. They usually point to Mitchell as the example. This is some aggressive riffing here, really laying into the character of Mitchell as well as Joe Don Baker himself. Yes, its really damn funny, but its also pretty mean. Some folks feel that Joel would not have lead the writing team in this direction, but I don’t know about that. Nelson had been the head writer for a while, and the entire team contributes to the overall show. Besides, the character of Mitchell is just asking for it. The fact that the riffing starts attacking Baker is a bit questionable, but I still find the whole thing damn funny. (According to myth, Joe Don Baker himself didn’t and mentioned in an interview that if he ever met any of the MST3K crew he’d deck them). And I think Mike and bots were even nastier in their treatment of Baker in Final Justice in Season 10. 

But the laughs start right off with the opening titles. The super-‘70s guitar riff kicks in and Tom quips, “Any movie with waka-joe-waka in it is fine by me!” As the name Mitchell is slowly revealed in the title sequence, Joel and the bots try to figure out what it says. “Mittens? An action hero named Mittens?” “Mitchell? Oh, the Martha Mitchell story.”

After that the riffing is fast and furious. The entire opening scene featuring Deaney on the way home with a business partner and a couple prostitutes and ending up in the death of a burglar is hilarious. The thief has a passing resemblance to Johnny Mathis, which Joel and the bots use to great advantage, bursting into song several times. As Deaney peeks in the thief, Tom says, “All right, Johnny Mathis. Get my gun!”

Then Mitchell shows up asleep in the cop car and Joel comments, “Our hero ladies and gentleman.” It’s really downhill from there, with the character being called everything from “a big slob” to an “Incompetent loser” both of which apply. Tom gets a good song in about Mitchell during a short chase scene. It matches the 70s rock music perfectly, “Mitchell. Heart pounding. Mitchell. Veins clogging. Mitchell!”

And not to be outdone, the film itself features a song all about Mitchell sung by Hoyt Axton. It’s performed during the love scene between our beefy hero and Linda Evans. Joel and the bots are traumatized, especially when the camera pans over the writhing sheets to a bottle of baby oil on the table. The lyrics croon “My, my, my, my Mitchell”. By the boys sing “My, my, my, my GOD!!!!!” and scream.

There is a lot of talking in this movie, and they do a fairly good job with riffing on these more inactive moments. The pace flags a little, but the finale scene is hilarious, from the moment when Mitchell goes undercover as a driver (and berates an old lady) to the final battle ripped right from the Bogart classic Key Largo. Tom helps out with a music riff, as the score sounds like something from an industrial short. Olsen’s final battle provides a helping of Hee Haw jokes and florist comments. And Balsam utters the immortal words, “Oh you’re smart enough Mitchell”, which becomes an instant catchphrase. The movie stumbles to its conclusion with a lame attempt at humor and Joel asks, “He’s only got a few more minutes to become likable, think he can do it?” Sorry Joel, Mitchell even fails at that.

The episode starts with Joel showing off his toothpick sculpture of Monticello. The bots decide they must destroy it. Joel shows off a Daktari Stool as his invention, but the Mad Scientists are being audited and don’t have time for inventions. They’ve got a temp, named Mike, helping them catalogue everything. At the first break, Joel leads the bots on an Outward Bound expedition. Meanwhile Gypsy overhears of a plot between the Mads. They are going to kill Mike after the experiment, but Gypsy thinks they’re talking about Joel.  A classic scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey is referenced. At the next break Gypsy wracks her brains to come up with a way to get Joel off the Satellite to safety. This is one of the most annoying skits in existence with Gypsy shrieking at maximum volume - a shame because some of the jokes are funny. The next segment features the temp Mike coming to Gypsy’s aid and gives her control of a hidden escape pod (in a box of Ham-dingers). When the movie ends, Joel is shot back to earth in the pod, the bots PANIC, and the Mad Scientists plot to shoot Mike up in Joel’s place. Quoth Dr. Forrester, “I think you’ll be working for us, for a long, long time.”
Mitchell falls into the top ten for me. There are lots of good laughs to be found throughout and the host segments are push along the premise in a fun way (if you can ignore Gypsy’s shrieking in the second segment). 


All in all this one easily earns five rousing choruses of “My, my, my, my Mitchell!” Let’s start!

This episode is available on an individual DVD. But the Rhino version may be out of print at this time.

2 comments:

  1. I usually prefer my bad movies straight so I can make my own jokes (even if they're not as funny), but there are exceptions, and this MST3K sounds too fun to pass up.

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  2. Yeah this is a great one. The riffing is top notch and the movie is a real piece of work, not bad enough to hate, but just bad enough to offer plenty of fuel to the fire.

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